Dumb criminal - Man calls 911 to report his wife stole his cocaine

Say what now? I bet he was high when he made the call. Who does that? See story below.

Robert Collins, from Ohio was arrested after calling 911 to report his wife for stealing his cocaine; allegedly. The 39-year-old is said to have called the cops around 11:30 p.m. on Wednesday to report his wife for committing theft but Instead, police arrested him and charged him with misuse of 911 and drug paraphernalia. Buhahahahhaha! Serves him right!