Girl gets dumped for eating too much Valentine's day candy

Seriously how much weight can you gain in 3 days? And how vain and heartless are you to dump a chick because she looked bloated from eating candy that you bought her by the way? Apparently there is someone that vain!

Michael Kristoff, 27, a part-time bartender, gave Copeland a two-pound, red-satin-lined box of Russell Stover premium assorted chocolates on Valentine's Day. According to Kristoff, Copeland "really packed on the pounds" in the days that followed. "It was noticeable," Kristoff said, describing a bulge on Copeland's midriff. "She seemed completely unaware of what she was doing to herself physically, and I found that very disconcerting."


Kristoff severed ties via a brief e-mail. Copeland said the sudden breakup had left her devastated, confused, and "so depressed I can't eat." Reached for comment, Kristoff said: "It's too bad she didn't display a little bit of that self-discipline earlier... We might still be together today."

Story source - theonion.com